I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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