Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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