Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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