called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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