He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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