my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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