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And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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