You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
