Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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