I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm both gender and math confused
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