batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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