why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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