My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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