Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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