i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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