I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We don't watch enough power rangers
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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