Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You smell like stripper and shame
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
last night I used snow as a chaser
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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