I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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