Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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