I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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