Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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