just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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