i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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