I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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