I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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