I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Randomize
