why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Say something about gay babies.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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