The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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