so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
