I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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