I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
