he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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