So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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