I will die if light touches me.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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