Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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