Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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