Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
