when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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