i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
