Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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