So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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