How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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