I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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