omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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