and you said cock pushups were impossible
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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