did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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