none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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