I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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