I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
