Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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